Just gave the new shower radio a try. Gameshow:

Moderator: Give us five planets of our solar system.

Woman: Saturn, Uranus, ... Pluto... Don't know...

Moderator: Just two others, please!

Woman: Sun and Moon?

I won't touch that gadget again. It just would make me mad and aggressive.

Surprise, Surprise!

For my Birthday, which was yesterday and felt like every other day, I got a "VIP Bag for Her" from my male flatmate. It... enlightened my day... but I guess I'll never ever use it. Okay, I had to drink my beer out of that "straw" (on the right), but that's it. I wasn't even allowed to read some pages out of "Screams of Lust in Rio" at the kitchen table btw, which would be the only pleasure for me.

(pink thongue "Sweet Love", next to last Orion catalogue, fierce erotic novel, 

vibrator "Lady Finger", massage oil "Fresh Vanilla Touch", penis straw)

New layout and it's awful! I should change it soon, but it has to stay some days before, because it took me too much time for designing to dismiss it completely.

Chronicle of a Failure Foretold

I was so looking forward to the weeks after my exams. Actually they should be full of fun and joy, parties, clubbing, social live, stuff, blabla. But instead of that I still have to study and now have to fear oral exams. Gnarr! The big probs: It could be up to five subjects. They all would be hold on Monday, 20th June. They'll tell me which subject/subjects it'll be on Friday, 17th June. They'll don't tell me the topics. And from 17th to 19th I won't be even here and won't have any time to study! I'll regret I bought the ticket for this festival, but now it's too late. Anyway, I have to do alot this weekend and should oppress my needs.

But I'd at least want to try to go to the play "Chronik eines angekündigten Todes" ("Chronicle of a Death Foretold") at Cumberlandsche Galerie this evening. The novel by Gabriel García Márquez is one of my favorites and I hope it will be also a neat play. Besides it's tis season's last representation.

Wer stellt sich für mich als Boxsack zur Verfügung?

Gerade eben begann ich ein Vergehen, dass die mir auflauernde Polizei sodann strafrechtlich verfolgen musste. Gibt wohl zu wenige Verbrechen, da muss man sich eben was Neues suchen.

Westerwelles Erbe?

This guy is an idiot. He totally fits his party.

Dummdidumm...

With whom do I have to sleep now to undo this day?

Gnarr

Last week I had the chance to see Motorama LIVE for FREE and didn't go. Just didn't go. I panicked around about exam shit and thought it would be better to stay at home and learn. I didn't. Now I deeply regret it.